"Patrick doesn’t do gross things. His body is made up of kittens, Saturdays, 70 degree weather, first kisses, and butterflies. Trust me. I cut that bitch open once to check."

floozys:

there’s a lot of unspoken pressure to keep liking the things you used to like and to keep dressing the way you’ve always dressed and to never question what you believe in and basically “be yourself” has slowly morphed into “be what everyone knows you as” but trust me when i say if you just give it up and simply make decisions and take actions based purely on what would make you happy, you’ll gain a very comforting sense of self peace   

I just finished watching a serie I’ve been following for months…

my life has no purpose now 

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel